HYPOCRACY IN CONGRESS!!--?? (new??)

I could have written this in 1863 and there would have been little surprise amongst the readers and little change in the news copy Today.
    I heard a cacophony of political experts recently decry the sad state of the mental capacity of Congress on both sides of the rail just in the last few days. The cause? Who cares? You name it. I second the motion for the poor boobs out here who actually believe it.
    The intellects on the scene posit that if the outcome of the election last year were reversed, the same lard heads would be running their mouths off in reverse.
    Some Congress person yesterday said that the N.R.A. was as potent an enemy as ISIS. (...and I'll his home state gives him a license to drive cars!!)
    Ok Watters World Fans, we all know Jerry Lee Lewis got in trouble marrying a 13 year old cousin. Darn near blew his career up. Alright. How many times was he married in total, and, how old was he when he first married? Some Harvard Graduate has GOT to know that.

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