The gosh true ballad of Wild Buffalo Wyatt Hickerody
who was near as pizzen as the bad man from Bodie.
His job was on a bar stool down in sunny Arizoney,
fillin' them funny tourists full of historical baloney.
He rid the pine forest with Custer when his grand dad was a boy,
and camping with the James Boys was his other standard ploy.
He fit Injuns with a Bowie knife, he erred and he bowed,
and you should have seen them pizzened broncs that he hickerode.
Injuns are his specialty, why podner, he knows the oldest one alive.
For sure, he looks, 70, without the balooney, he's only 65!!
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